Why can’t I get just one fuck?

I’ve lost count of the number of stalkers I have. Fortunately, none of them know where I live anymore OR that I’ve lost 134 pounds, changed my name, haircolor, location, and career. Chasing a phantom, they are! ;)

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that’s the thing.

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it’s your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ‘em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the bright side of life…
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life…
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you’re going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life…

Be sexier for your woman…

Be sexier for your woman…

ASSHOLES WE BET YOU HATE.  Count on it!

ASSHOLES WE BET YOU HATE. Count on it!

I have NEVER understood people who get INTENTIONALLY pregnant when their partner does not want a child. Accidents happen, but someone who is as manipulative as this doesn’t deserve to be a parent, let alone in a relationship with another human being. Share this as a warning to others. We need to shame manipulative people (both male and female) who are selfish/manipulative lest they procreate and become shitty selfish/manipulative parents.

I have NEVER understood people who get INTENTIONALLY pregnant when their partner does not want a child. Accidents happen, but someone who is as manipulative as this doesn’t deserve to be a parent, let alone in a relationship with another human being. Share this as a warning to others. We need to shame manipulative people (both male and female) who are selfish/manipulative lest they procreate and become shitty selfish/manipulative parents.

I love bunnies, including digital ones!

I love bunnies, including digital ones!

I did not mean to sound snobby in that previous post. But the lying, people, the lying. I would and have involved myself with baristas and baristos, but not ones that tell me they’re investment bankers before the fact. And anyone who lives with their parents after 25 is “iffy” at best. After 30 it becomes “okay as a temporary measure in an emergency,” and once you’re 40 it’s like “WTF!?”

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